yama-z-aki:

someone restrain me

(via stareatnight)


fartgallery:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again

(via japhers)



Q
So your name is Morgan? That's my name too. Pretty swagalicious if I may say so myself.
A

moechime:

hugtheboyinthebluehoodie:

fullmetalgrigori:

hugtheboyinthebluehoodie:

*squints at you* Ah yes another one with the same name as I. We must duel. There can only be one true Morgan. Just kidding! It is a pretty chill name I agree.

why are there so many of us?!?!?!?!

i vote we band together to take over the world. much better than in-fighting

I have no idea

I’ll bring the cookies

I shall send you to the shadow realm, my friend.

Oh? Bring it on other Morgan!

Wait I thought  we were gonna take over the world


  1. deathmeistermaka said: OHBOY YOU MADE ME LOOK SO CUTE

HNNNN YOU’RE SO MUCH CUTER DMM WHACHA TALKIN ‘BOUT


Q
3 sentence fanfic based on url: Jack ran a hand through his hair, a half smirk on his face. Looking up, he smiled, winking devilishly. "Jack, stop looking in the fucking mirror," sighed Bunnymund.
Anonymous
A

Yesssss! I finally got it. This is probably the most accurate thing I’ve seen about my url. It does kinda seem like it’s Jack telling everyone to hug him.


frustration-squared:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

christ

(via frozenmusings)


lilithkiss:

Show me your Ink

(via raining-down-hearts)


all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

(via striderbaby)


me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it